I think this top picture summarizes the French men.
Hangman??
Scary light.
Everywhere in Europe they have streets named after American Presidents. This one, Eisenhowerlaan, is in the Hauge. Oh, that's because America is the shit.
Gelatinous ham. All over Luxembourg.
Love the English translations! notice on the Club you can get lardons, yum lardons. 
Three boys mooning passing tourist boats. Pictures zoomed in really far so it's kind of blurry.
Bling$$$
Random people dancing outside in Paris
Wasabe peas
Notice where his hands are.
HAHAHAHA Silly Catholics.
In one of the rooms in Versaille, they painted wood to make it look like marble. Guess they ran out of money.
Makes ordering Awkward!
This was a display picture at the gelato place in Strasbourg. I really don't understand what they are doing! Must be a French thing.
Sweet Child Mullet
Super 'stache. When Big Mike heard that there would be "bikes" at the tour de france he was all in.
Short shorts
Teef. I was kind of afraid they were going to poke me.
Creepy kilt guy. I pretending to take a picture of Jen to get this guy instead, but I guess he picked up on it and wanted to participate.
Two-toned hair
Tight shorts. Number one supporter of the tour de france
The longest word I've ever seen. Side note: notice the graffiti at the bottom.
Pregnant Ladies shouldn't drink--> can you see the sticker of a pregnant lady drinking?
Hot pink sweater in Zurich! I want to be his friend!
What is this an advertisement for???
Hott!
Back fat, back tats, and a little crack! Although I was very grateful that we were not in France because they did wear deoderant!
So I shouldn't touch it?
Who wears short shorts?? He wears short shorts!
If I was driving a car, I would NOT know what to do when I got to this sign. Beware of men chasing school girls? Look out, Wife's gone shopping again and husband is mad?
At the law school in vienna there was a coffee machine where you can order a moca hell! What is that?
Walking sticks? On flat terrain? 
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